What's On in Kelty

Looking for something to do? Well you've come to the right place. s1Kelty.com is the best place to find out what's going on around Kelty. And if you're organising an event in Kelty, adding it here is the best way to make sure everyone knows about it.

Film listings

Adam Smith Theatre, St Brycedale Avenue, Kirkcaldy,KY11ET. Tel: 01592 583302

  • The Concert (Le concert) (15)

    Wed 8th September -

    7:30pm

    A celebrated conductor of the Bolshoi Orchestra in Moscow loses his post during the Soviet regime when he refuses to fire his Jewish musicians. Twenty-five years later, the man is working as a custodian in the same theatre and helps his wife organise mock demonstrations of communist nostalgia. One day he intercepts an invitation for the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris and decides it is time to bluff his way to a comeback. He agrees to do the concert meant for the official orchestra and rounds up his old orchestra buddies.

    More on s1play

  • Inception (12A)

    Thu 9th September -

    7:30pm

    Dom Cobb is a skilled thief, the absolute best in the dangerous art of extraction, stealing valuable secrets from deep within the subconscious during the dream state when the mind is at its most vulnerable. Cobb's rare ability has made him a coveted player in this treacherous new world of corporate espionage, but it has also made him an international fugitive and cost him everything he has ever loved. Now, Cobb is being offered a chance at redemption. One last job could give him his life back, but only if he can accomplish the impossible -- inception.

    More on s1play

Film listings

Carnegie Hall , East Port, Dunfermline,KY127JA. Tel: 01383 602302

Film listings

Odeon , 1 Whimbrel Place Fife Leisure Park, Dunfermline,KY118EX. Tel: 0871 2244007

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (12A)

    Mon 6th September - Thu 9th September

    9:00pm, 6:15pm, 3:20pm, 12:30pm

    Scott Pilgrim has never had a problem getting a girlfriend. It's getting rid of them that proves difficult. From the girl who broke his heart-and now is back in town-to the teenage distraction he's trying to shake when Ramona rollerblades into his world, love hasn't been easy. He soon discovers, however, his new crush has the most unusual baggage of all: a nefarious league of exes controls her love life and will do whatever it takes to eliminate him as a suitor.

    More on s1play

  • Dinner for Schmucks (15)

    Mon 6th September - Thu 9th September

    11:00am, 12:40pm, 3:20pm, 6:00pm, 8:50pm

    Tim, an up-and-coming executive, has just received his first invitation to the "dinner for idiots," a monthly event hosted by his boss that promises bragging rights (and maybe more) to the exec that shows up with the biggest buffoon. Tim's fiancée, Julie, finds it distasteful and Tim agrees to skip the dinner, until he bumps into Barry - an IRS employee who devotes his spare time to building elaborate taxidermy mouse dioramas - and quickly realises he's struck idiot gold. Tim can't resist, and invites Barry, whose blundering good intentions soon sends Tim's life into a frenzied downward spiral and a series of comic misadventures, threatening a major business deal, bringing crazy stalker ex-girlfriend, Darla, back into Tim's life and driving Julie (or so Tim thinks) into the arms of another man.

    More on s1play

  • Marmaduke (-)

    Mon 6th September - Thu 9th September

    1:00pm

    For Phil and Debbie Winslow, moving their family from Kansas to the O.C. is a big deal. For their enormous Great Dane "Marmaduke," however, the move means a whole new way of life. It's chaos at home and awkward at work as the Winslows struggle to control their angsty teenage canine.

    More on s1play

  • Mon 6th September - Thu 9th September

    8:35pm, 5:45pm, 3:25pm, 1:00pm

  • Toy Story 3 3D (U)

    Mon 6th September - Thu 9th September

    6:20pm, 8:55pm, 1:10pm, 3:50pm

    "Toy Story 3" welcomes Woody, Buzz and the whole gang back to the big screen as Andy prepares to depart for college and his loyal toys find themselves inÂ… daycare! These untamed tots with their sticky little fingers do not play nice, so it's all for one and one for all as plans for the great escape get underway. A few new faces-some plastic, some plush-join the adventure, including iconic swinging bachelor and Barbie's counterpart Ken, a thespian hedgehog named Mr. Pricklepants and a pink, strawberry-scented teddy bear called Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear.

    More on s1play

  • Salt (12A)

    Mon 6th September - Thu 9th September

    6:00pm, 8:50pm, 3:25pm, 1:10pm

    Centers on a CIA officer who is fingered as a Russian sleeper spy. She eludes capture by superiors who are convinced she is out to assassinate the president. While trying to reunite with her family, she struggles to prove someone else is the traitor.

    More on s1play

  • Mon 6th September - Thu 9th September

    8:00pm, 4:35pm, 1:15pm

  • The Switch (12A)

    Mon 6th September - Thu 9th September

    8:40pm, 6:10pm, 3:50pm, 1:20pm

    "The Switch," is an offbeat comedy about Kassie, a smart, fun-loving single woman who, despite her slightly neurotic best friend Wally's objections, decides it's time to have a baby-even if it means doing it by herselfÂ… with a little help from a charming sperm donor. But, unbeknownst to her, Kassie's plans go awry because of a last-minute switch that isn't discovered until seven years later when Wally finally gets acquainted with Kassie's precocious-though slightly neurotic-son. From the people behind "Little Miss Sunshine" and "Juno" comes "The Switch," due in theatres this summer.

    More on s1play

  • Piranha 3D (18)

    Mon 6th September - Thu 9th September

    9:20pm, 4:45pm, 7:00pm, 2:30pm

    When a tremor in Lake Havasu, Ariz., cracks the lake floor open, a prehistoric strain of fish are set loose and people begin to disappear.

    More on s1play

  • The Last Exorcism (15)

    Mon 6th September - Thu 9th September

    5:00pm, 7:15pm, 9:25pm, 2:45pm

    When he arrives on the Louisiana farm of Louis Sweetzer, the Rev. Cotton Marcus expects to perform just another routine "exorcism" on a disturbed religious fanatic. An earnest fundamentalist, Sweetzer has contacted the charismatic preacher as a last resort, certain his teenage daughter Nell is possessed by a demon who must be exorcised before their terrifying ordeal ends in unimaginable tragedy. Buckling under the weight of his conscience after years of parting desperate believers with their money, Cotton and his crew plan to film a confessionary documentary of this, his last exorcism. But upon arriving at the already blood drenched family farm, it is soon clear that nothing could have prepared him for the true evil he encounters there.

    More on s1play

  • The Expendables (15)

    Mon 6th September - Thu 9th September

    9:15pm, 6:30pm, 3:50pm

    "The Expendables" is a hard-hitting action/thriller about a group of mercenaries hired to infiltrate a South American country and overthrow its ruthless dictator. Once the mission begins, the men realise things aren't quite as they appear, finding themselves caught in a dangerous web of deceit and betrayal. With their mission thwarted and an innocent life in danger, the men struggle with an even tougher challenge - one that threatens to destroy this band of brothers.

    More on s1play

  • The Last Song (PG)

    Wed 8th September -

    11:00am

    Based on best-selling novelist Nicholas Sparks' forthcoming novel, "The Last Song" is set in a small Southern beach town where an estranged father gets a chance to spend the summer with his reluctant teenaged daughter, who'd rather be home in New York. He tries to reconnect with her through the only thing they have in common -- music -- in a story of family, friendship, secrets and salvation, along with first loves and second chances.

    More on s1play

What's On: Music, Events, Cinema

  • Add music, meetings and more...

  • All events posted here will be made available to our sister sites s1play.com and heraldscotland.com
  • Add your event